So, by the end of this term, if I am to fulfill my goal of graduating and my more general goal of going an entire school year without suffering some sort of academic breakdown, I will have to write four essays. This means that I should really start writing them now -- particularily since at least one of the four will be a Real Research Essay of the 15-25 page variety.
( This means you get to play along at home. )
( This means you get to play along at home. )